999-Pro Acryl Bold Sense of Humor

999-Pro Acryl Bold Sense of Humor

Monument Hobbies

$499.99 
SKU: MPA-999

All Monument products and ads are made with this one key ingredient. Actually, there's more key ingredients, but this one is pretty key too. Like pretty, super key in fact. You know, like if there wasn't some humor in everything we did, then it would just be... well... not fun! 

So if you find yourself having a hard time understanding what we do, how we do it, or why, then just pick yourself up a bottle of this and you'll be right as rain!*

Yes, we know the price is high, but we feel like you're worth it. 


 

* NOTE - We have no idea how right rain is, but it is wet. So maybe you'll just be wet as rain. I guess you'll just have to take your chances. 

** If sense of humor lasts longer than the rest of your life, seek medical attention. 

*** Do not use if allergic to sense of humor. 

**** Side effects may include side aches, facial wrinkles, lack of oxygen, and other laugh-induced symptoms. 

 

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02/20/2024

A must buy for all painters

This paint alone took me from a lowly hobbyist to a propaintor within a day or two, every new painter must buy this in order to ascend to the godhood of propainting. This will get you a YouTube sponsorship and 10,000 subscribers just using it

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Aaron W.
United States United States
02/08/2024

A divine creation

Simply having this cured my baldness It did my taxes ! Found the love of my dream. It also paint perfectly anything you own in a 15 meter radius.

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johnPaint
Canada Canada
01/22/2024

Fired from my job

Thanks a lot Monument Hobbies. After receiving a bottle of this paint I couldn't stop laughing at work. After about a week or sleepless nights, my girlfriend and dog both left me. 'HA HA HA' was carved into the side of my truck. Finally got to work this morning and my co-workers had an intervention I couldn't stop laughing through. Now I'm sob/laughing into my beer while I look at the classified. Screw you!

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Brett H.
United States United States
02/09/2024

Monument Hobbies

So you're saying it works!!

01/20/2024

Wrong turn somewhere

I almost bought this while trying to find "YEEESH!".

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Brandon
United States United States
02/09/2024

Monument Hobbies

Common mixup

01/16/2024

Help

I ordered this because I had a hard time laughing and now I can't stop. Someone please help me. I wish I would've watched the "Don't Eat The Paint" video before I got this. Please let the laughter stop soon.

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Kevin
United States United States